The Proper Hugging of a Baby

The Proper ' Hugging ' of a Baby ! ! !

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
 
 
 
 

1. First, uh, find a baby
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2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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4. The 'paw slide'
 
 
 
 
 
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
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 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.
 
  
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